Darren Has Been Weighed, Measured, and Found Wanting

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
07/14/2018 at 20:00 • Filed to: potholes, infrastructure, never tweet, memes

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In a deleted Twitter post from Cheshire West earlier this year, “Darren” demonstrates why some potholes don’t need to be patched.

Further along the road another potential problem has been reported. Darren inspects it and explains that as it is under 50mm no action needs to be taken at this time

Met with instant backlash, the tweet was briefly defended by @Go_CheshireWest before being taken down. But the internet never forgets, and his questionable method is preserved for all to see.

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Cheshire West left a similar tweet up, one that cast Darren’s method in a more favorable light and promised to repair a different pothole. This gave Twitter users a place to respond to the deleted tweet, where you can find more hilarious memes. Click through the embed below to view them.

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DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Urambo Tauro
07/14/2018 at 12:32

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Dude is going to be getting levels for his birthday for the rest of his life.


Kinja'd!!! facw > Urambo Tauro
07/14/2018 at 13:00

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I’ll just say that I was pleasantly surprised that when I reported this pothole to Houston via their 311 app, it was fixed the next business day (they also patched along the rest of the cracked line) :

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Kinja'd!!! facw > Urambo Tauro
07/14/2018 at 13:07

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Also, while his measurement is comical, I’d agree that that road does not someone to come and slap down some cold-patch, rather it needs to be completely repaved.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > Urambo Tauro
07/14/2018 at 13:51

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Funny they call it a spirit level, wonder how they came up with that name?


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Urambo Tauro
07/14/2018 at 14:07

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I wished they did that here. Potholes are fixed depending on how rich the neighborhood is, and they put patches that upset the surface 


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Urambo Tauro
07/14/2018 at 14:47

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Excellent.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > BigBlock440
07/14/2018 at 15:55

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Y eah, I h a d t o l o o k i t u p t o o . T u r n s o u t i t c o m e s f r o m t h e f l u i d u s e d i n s o me v i a l s . In retrospect, it’ s n o t a l l t h at surprising to thin k t h a t D a r r e n w a s u s i n g l i q u i d s p i rits on the job...